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cryingluigi:

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them



me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you






berryhudson:

remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman





hahry:

i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me



We were talking about social networking in english

My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?

Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH

Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read

Teacher: good for you!

Me:Yup…

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how am i supposed to make life choices i still count using my fingers and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter coming next



amelapond:

i am unimpressed by this apocalypse 0 stars would not recommend