ALEXANDER SIDDIG AS DORAN MARTELL????? WAIT I NEED HELP REACTING TO THIS OH MY GOD YE’S EXACTLY WHAT FANDOM WANTED LMFAO I CAM’T BELIEVE THIS CAN IT BE TR—wait what do you mean they’ve written off arianne martell thereby writing off dorne as the only place in westeros with absolute primogeniture letting women inherit before men by order of birth
+30C, I was not made for this. Melting over here. This is the reason why I haven’t been active much, sorry not sorry.
do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore canon?
❝ We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there. ❞
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
I catch myself being rude sometimes and I immediately scold myself. This is extremely important.
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
• a transphobic woman is not a feminist
• a racist woman is not a feminist
• a homophobic woman is not a feminist
• exclusionary feminism is not feminism
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*